It has been a month now. You are sticking up, torturing me with something stronger than a caffeine effect (is there such a thing?)
You make my mornings fussy, you make my eyes all red, you make my skin dull. You are not pretty.
You know I don't count sheep. You know we are not good together.
And... You do realize I am a bit too old for a warm milk and a good late night bedtime story, do you?
So, if you cannot offer even the easiest way to work things between us... please be so kind to leave.
A wide awake and unhappy insomniac
Oh I need to ask; are you a mother? A baby sitter maybe? Or simply a dork who refuses to grow up? (ahem, guilty)
If you are, please find the reading list below:
Proven to be the top 10 bedtime stories (for both mom/ the reader and baby)
1. Mama, Is It Summer Yet? 2. Don't Let the Pigeon Stay Up Late! 3. Goodnight Moon 4. Catch That Baby! 5. Pat the Bunny 6. Brown Bear Brown Bear 7. The Runaway Bunny 8. The Monster at the End of This Book 9. Olivia Saves the Circus 10. Good Night, Gorilla
ps: thanks, Jo!