Perfect Woman

Well, you know how society, men (and woman magazines and books and tabloids and talk shows) can go on and on about how a woman should portray themselves. Matthew Gray Gubler here, has his own words that I do not think I have read elsewhere before :)
( I took the liberty to bold ones I adore and I can relate to hahaha*wink)

 He says his perfect woman should be...

"Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. Cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. Voluptuous figures a plus. Any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins, claire huxtable, snow white, or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. I am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. Must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, James Taylor, and sleeping late. I have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. I wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. All I want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts." 

How sweet and how simple! And ahem... Tho' I think a heart shaped peanut butter is a bit "off" , he did mention about James Taylor! I mean, do you remember my first date story ?  *game face

Matthew Gray Gubler